A Last-Minute 4th Of July Party
And The Flyer I Made For It.


Not coming to my star-spangled, 4th of July party was equivalent to punching the American flag in the face! It was so American, we almost had to build a giant wall around the property just to keep the neighbors out. (The views expressed in this post are not meant to reflect or suggest a certain preference of a certain candidate consistent with such behavior or ethics.)

It needs to be said, too, that every sentiment therein was ironic coming from me.